'I Used To Be Indecisive. Now I'M Not

It'S A Pilot Thing. You Wouldn'T

'It Seemed Like A Good Idea At The Time'

It'S A Doctor Thing. You Wouldn'T

'I Try Not To Laugh At My Own Jokes But We All

'I M Just Here To Pet All The Penguins'

It'S A Lawyer Thing. You Wouldn'T

'I Would Like To Apologize To Anyone I Have

I Won'T Rise To The Occasion, But I'Ll

'It'S A Firefighter Thing. You

'I D Like To Mark You As Spam In Real Life.